"Your disrespect distracted me" -my wife's reply when I asked how she managed to forget to pack our kid's lunch #shearealone
I don't understand how my baby can be so "hit or miss" picking up actual food during mealtime, but when it comes to picking up and eating random crap off the ground, suddenly he's surgeon.
When you're napping your baby and instead if playing the white noise track on spotify, you accidentally play the snare intro to Poison instead. #ohwell
Watched Mighty Joe Young (1949) with CB. It's a b&w classic about a giant ape, or as CB labeled it: "Gorilla Noir." Gosh, I love his idiosyncrasies. What a blessing of a human being.